December 2011
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How to get dumped by a Hollywood starlet.
First, be sure to have recently gone through a tough breakup. That way you’ll have no interest in meeting anyone new, which of course women can sniff a mile away and are insanely attracted to, especially women who are rising actresses and used to having men chasing them like rabid dogs.[[MORE]]
Then, be on your way to meet an old friend for dinner to talk about said breakup. Better yet—make...
