Lance and the long, uphill climb.

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How to get dumped by a Hollywood starlet.

 

First, be sure to have recently gone through a tough breakup. That way you’ll have no interest in meeting anyone new, which of course women can sniff a mile away and are insanely attracted to, especially women who are rising actresses and used to having men chasing them like rabid dogs.

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04:25 pm, by fuckedumbrella